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It's All in the Antlers!
It's Dunder or Donder, not Donner.
It is Donner, not Dunder or Donder.
The only (non-castrated) male reindeer that keep their antlers longer are the ones that are undersized.
"...8 TINY reindeer." Mic drop.
- Pick mic back up -
Based on the names:
1 Vixen is almost certain to be female.
2 Donner is Rudolph's father.
3 Cupid is more likely to be male. as Cupid is usually portrayed as a male cherub.
The rest could be either sex.
I too have an "issue" with the names, now that I just learned from this article, that the reindeer would likely all be female (with the exception of Rudolph). All the names, I think sound like they could be female, except Donner. Why did the writer not choose the name Donna!?! That would have given me a clue that they were female. All this time, I thought they were all males! \0/ ;-)
Santa's Reindeer Commitment: The Norwood Theory
The Norwood Theory posits a unique explanation for the antler retention of Santa's reindeer, challenging the conventional understanding of reindeer biology. According to this theory, Santa's reindeer have taken a vow of celibacy, akin to that of priests, enabling them to maintain their antlers throughout the winter season. This deviation from the typical antler-shedding cycle observed in male reindeer, who generally lose their antlers after the mating season in late autumn, underscores a profound dedication and resilience. Such a vow symbolizes not only their commitment to Santa’s yearly mission but also their exceptional strength and discipline. By retaining their antlers, these reindeer exemplify a perpetual readiness and unwavering support for Santa’s global journey, thus enhancing the magical narrative of the Christmas tradition. Importantly, the Norwood Theory does not wish to disprove the presence of female reindeer but to open the idea that Santa's team is a co-ed squad, celebrating the diverse strengths of both male and female reindeer. This enriched perspective honors the pivotal role of Santa's reindeer in the timeless holiday saga.
1. Everyone knows magic reindeer don't lose their antlers.
2. Rudolf's dad was Donner.
3. If they were female, they would have to stop and ask for directions.
If they were male, they would just get lost because directions are for wimps
🤔 they might not stop for directions, I’m thinking they must be using some sort of Google Maps navigation by now. I am positive though, that they would stop when in need of a bathroom break.
If they were male, they would just get lost because directions are for wimps
No matter how technical it might be. Or how some in society are pushing female strength the fact of the matter is, Santa’s reindeers are and have always been male including Rudolph. End of story. Sorry ladies, the males have the reindeer nitch.
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