"Mardon me, padam, this pie is occupewed, may I sew you to a sheet?" has been a favorite spoonerism. When I learned it, the verse continued with: "or would you prefer a chew in the back of the perch?"
At that time "Madam" was said to reply with another spoonerism. This must have been lost in the history of spoonerisms. Perhaps if someone remembers her rebuttal they might include it in this history.
"Mardon me, padam, this pie is occupewed, may I sew you to a sheet?" has been a favorite spoonerism. When I learned it, the verse continued with: "or would you prefer a chew in the back of the perch?"
At that time "Madam" was said to reply with another spoonerism. This must have been lost in the history of spoonerisms. Perhaps if someone remembers her rebuttal they might include it in this history.