'mardon me padam, the pie is occupewed, may I sew you to a sheet?' has always been my favorite.
but I do remember, vaguely, after a night of debauchery, remarking that the imminent arrival of my grand parents was "Bind moggling" or was it "Bog Mindling"? or perhaps "Mog bindling"?
'mardon me padam, the pie is occupewed, may I sew you to a sheet?' has always been my favorite.
but I do remember, vaguely, after a night of debauchery, remarking that the imminent arrival of my grand parents was "Bind moggling" or was it "Bog Mindling"? or perhaps "Mog bindling"?