"It explains why the warm half of the year (March equinox through to the September equinox) is gifted by being a week longer than the cold half, a lovely fact known by absolutely no one you’ve ever met."
"But if you’d like to be the only person in your psychiatric wing to know the truth, the Moon cannot actually lift anything."
I love your humor, Mr. Berman! Thanks for another informative and hilarious article!
"It explains why the warm half of the year (March equinox through to the September equinox) is gifted by being a week longer than the cold half, a lovely fact known by absolutely no one you’ve ever met."
"But if you’d like to be the only person in your psychiatric wing to know the truth, the Moon cannot actually lift anything."
I love your humor, Mr. Berman! Thanks for another informative and hilarious article!