Advice from an Elderly Indiana Farmer

We think he’s got some words of wisdom and thought we’d share it with you, too.

• Don’t corner somethin’ that you know is meaner’n you.
• Lettin’ the cat outta’ the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
• Most of the stuff that people worry about ain’t never gonna’ happen anyway.
• Timin’ has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
• Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
• Words that soak into your ears are whispered …not yelled.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
• Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.

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