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Santa's Reindeer Commitment: The Norwood Theory

The Norwood Theory posits a unique explanation for the antler retention of Santa's reindeer, challenging the conventional understanding of reindeer biology. According to this theory, Santa's reindeer have taken a vow of celibacy, akin to that of priests, enabling them to maintain their antlers throughout the winter season. This deviation from the typical antler-shedding cycle observed in male reindeer, who generally lose their antlers after the mating season in late autumn, underscores a profound dedication and resilience. Such a vow symbolizes not only their commitment to Santa’s yearly mission but also their exceptional strength and discipline. By retaining their antlers, these reindeer exemplify a perpetual readiness and unwavering support for Santa’s global journey, thus enhancing the magical narrative of the Christmas tradition. Importantly, the Norwood Theory does not wish to disprove the presence of female reindeer but to open the idea that Santa's team is a co-ed squad, celebrating the diverse strengths of both male and female reindeer. This enriched perspective honors the pivotal role of Santa's reindeer in the timeless holiday saga.

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